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(◡‿◡✿) i like your butt - chris evans

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vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

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3fandom5u:

"You can’t sing the instrumental part!!!"

Watch me.

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chupaflora:

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

Also - don’t feel pressured to come out. You don’t have an obligation to put yourself in an unsafe situation for any reason.

Yeah I know it’s dumb to come out as an ally but is it really necessary to make it part of the terms and conditions of coming out day? Is it really?

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

pristiqdelusions:

thelettuceboy:

mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

he needs his own tv show. 

I love this child

This child is precious and must be protected at all costs.

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lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

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spcsnaptags:

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

But let’s also remember that the Seth MacFarlane didn’t make this show to be family friendly or teach life lessons. There is no character development or underlying meaning to the episodes. It’s literally a show about a bunch of terrible people who live together and you laugh at how horrible they are or you don’t watch the show. You don’t need to analyze the underlying meaning to it. I mean you can, but I guarantee it’s a waste of time. Everything every character feels is because the writer wrote it. They’re two completely different shows. If you don’t like it don’t watch.

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miss-nerdgasmz:

Yo, what the fuck happened to the “z+c” shortcut for the dashboard